Son of The Tun™ Crew Tee

On the surface, it looks like every other T-shirt. Then you realize, “Wait a minute. This looks too good. What’s going on here?” 50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon jersey is what’s going on here! Feels so good to wear it that it’s GOT to be worth at least one more pull-up on the PFT!
Sizes: Medium, Large, XL, XXL, XXXL
Cost: $35

You earned the right to wear the EGA, so do it! This officially licensed 100% cotton shirt is available ONLY to Marines and because its Fruit of The Loom “Sofspun®” it’s sure to be one of your favorite shirts. Feels so good to wear that it’s GOT to be worth one more pull-up on the PFT!
SPECIFY SON OF THE TUN OR DAUGHTER OF THE TUN
Sizes: Medium, Large, XL, XXL, XXXL
Cost: $35